Betty MacDonald fan club honorary member Mr. Tigerli is irresistible

Betty MacDonald fan club fans, we have a very special Betty MacDonald fan club birthday present for our many fans around the world. Our very favorite Betty MacDonald fan club honorary members Letizia Mancino and Mr. Tigerli do the honors. A thousand thanks for this wonderful birthday present. Many greetings Astrid ...................................................................................................... Mr. Tigerli is irresistible Copyright 2021 by Letizia Mancino All rights reserved -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am an irresistible cat! The women are at my feet (so to speak!) Betty, she even included me in her fan club. What a girl! Damn! But now I've been deceived! Ah, my presumption got the better of me! I thought the Corona was a queen! She must be beautiful, I thought, a sexy sex bomb, because everyone talks about her! She must be a bit chubby, round, with lots of curls on her head, fickle and agile, dangerous, as you would expect from a real woman! She is a heartbreaker, this Corona. I said to myself: come Tigerli, don't let her get away, you are still missing a queen on the list! Veni, vidi, vici. (from Latin I know only that), but I trust the ancient Romans, conquerors of lands and women! Ah, already Caesar knew that! So he conquered the queen of Egypt, Cleopatra (although some say the opposite). Armored or not, women lose their heads for strong men! Even more so for a strong cat, like me! I bring Corona a gift: a first-class rat. I look for it at Ammazon. Found it! "Organic free-range rat, without antibiotic and pesticide treatment or genetic manipulation, available in colors: Fridge White, Albino White, and Brick Red." It's not like I'm stupid and catch a fresh rat myself! Women are much more appreciative of store-bought items. Woe to the man who dared to give his beloved an emerald ring he had made himself from the fragments of a bottle of virgin olive oil! I see: The price is affordable! I'll order right away. Look, dearest Corona, for you I want to ruin myself!!! I confess: you are not the first, Corona! I've had so many! But do you want, my tiger skin, with the little white tuft on the chest is so soft and beautiful that the women are crazy about me! Oh! how many beautiful caresses I have received! Certainly, with the men of today who are bald or beginning to be bald, there is little for women to smooth over! (It seems that even Caesar already had a bald head!). Corona, here I come! Just a moment, my dear, I'm making myself beautiful! Even more beautiful! Give me time. I don't use spas and baths like the ancient Romans, I do everything myself with my tongue. What time is it? Ah, so late already? I had to lick my fur half the morning. I even postponed lunch and stayed with an empty stomach because of you, my beloved! It is better to starve than to eat a can of fish: Women find the smell of salmon on cat fur disgusting, even if they passionately kiss men who not only look pretty nasty, but also smell like garlic to the drop! Then the cold shower! At the kiosk on the corner I read on the front page: "Tiger sick with Corona!" Prescribed measures: Mouth and nose covering; distance of at least two meters; exit ban after 20.00! Such a bad luck! I am also tiger! I don't want to get sick! Now my big problem is the face mask. But where to put my mustache under the mask? Holes in the mask are forbidden! Such a crazy thing! I've always said, "Bats should be left alone!" The mask is a must! What about the mice? How am I supposed to catch them? Can I take them off or not? Even worse: at least two meters away! Other restrictions: Don't go out at night! Damn: The fines are salty, and the salt is bad for my kidneys. What a disaster! Corona, guess what? Your real name is Corna, without an o! You cuckold! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Satire is my favorite animal by Wolfgang Hampel is not only a very funny and witty book, but really good literature. It is a great pleasure to read the very well written satirical texts with the many ideas and surprising punchlines. The book is dedicated to the many Betty MacDonald fans around the world. If you order Satire is my favorite animal in March and April, you will receive three new Betty MacDonald fan club bonus items from us. A very special Betty MacDonald birthday and Easter surprise! #Amazon ----------------- ----------------- You can order. Satire is my favorite animal ( Satire is my favorite animal ) by Wolfgang Hampel. USA , United Kingdom , Australia , Canada , Czech Republic, France , Germany, Hungary , Italy, Japan , Mexico, Poland , Romania , Slovak Republic, Spain , Sweden , Netherlands . and Turkey . -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Wolfgang Hampel on the SWR 3 TV program HERZSCHLAG-MOMENTE on Saturday, August 3, 2019, at 9:50 pm.