Betty MacDonald fan club honor member Mr. Tigerli is irresistible

Betty MacDonald fan club fans, we have a very special Betty MacDonald fan club birthday present for our many fans around the world. Our very popular Betty MacDonald fan club honorary members Letizia Mancino and Mr. Tigerli do the honours. A thousand thanks for this wonderful birthday present. Many greetings Astrid ...................................................................................................... Mr. Tigerli is irresistible Copyright 2021 by Letizia Mancino All rights reserved -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am an irresistible cat! The women are at my feet (so to speak!) Betty, she even accepted me into her fan club. What a girl! Damn! But now I've been deceived! Ah, my presumption has done me in! I thought the Corona was a queen! She must be beautiful, I thought, a sexy sex bomb, because everyone talks about her! She must be a bit chubby, round, with lots of curls on her head, fickle and agile, dangerous, like you'd expect from a real woman! She is a heartbreaker, this Corona. I said to myself: Come on Tigerli, don't let her get away, you're still missing a queen on the list! Veni, vidi, vici. (that's all I know of Latin), but I trust the ancient Romans, conquerors of lands and women! Ah, even Caesar knew that! That's how he conquered the Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra (although some say the opposite was true). Armoured or not, women lose their heads for strong men! Even more so for a strong cat, like me! I bring Corona a gift: a first-class rat. I look for it at Ammazon. Found it! "Organic free-range rat, without antibiotic or pesticide treatment or genetic manipulation, available in colours: Fridge White, Albino White, and Brick Red." It's not like I'm stupid and catch a fresh rat myself! Women are much more appreciative of bought things. Woe to the man who dared to give his beloved an emerald ring he had made himself from the fragments of a bottle of virgin olive oil! I see: The price is affordable! I'll order right away. Look, dearest Corona, for you I want to ruin myself!!! I confess: you are not the first, Corona! I've had so many! But will you, my tiger's skin, with the little white tuft on its breast, is so soft and beautiful that women are crazy about me! Oh! how many beautiful caresses I have received! Certainly, with the men of today who are bald or beginning to be bald, there is little for women to smooth over! (It seems that even Caesar had a bald head!). Corona, here I come! Just a moment, my dear, I am making myself beautiful! More beautiful! Give me time. I don't use spas and baths like the ancient Romans, I do everything myself with my tongue. What time is it? Ah, so late already? I had to lick my fur half the morning. I even postponed lunch and stayed with an empty stomach because of you, my beloved! It is better to starve than to eat a can of fish: Women find the smell of salmon on cat fur disgusting, even when they are passionately kissing men who not only look pretty nasty, but also stink to death of garlic! Then the cold shower! At the kiosk on the corner I read on the front page: "Tiger sick with Corona!" Prescribed measures: Mouth and nose covering; distance of at least two metres; curfew after 8 p.m.! Too bad! I'm a tiger too! I don't want to get sick! Now my big problem is the face mask. But where should I put my moustache under the mask? Holes in the mask are forbidden! Such a crazy thing! I've always said, "Bats should be left alone!" The mask is a must! What about the mice? How am I supposed to catch them? Can I take them off or not? Even worse: at least two metres away! Other restrictions: Don't go out at night! Damn: The fines are salty, and the salt is bad for my kidneys. What a disaster! Corona, you know what? Your real name is Corna, without an o! You cuckold! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Satire is my favorite animal by Wolfgang Hampel is not only a very funny and witty book, but really good literature. It is a great pleasure to read the very well written satirical texts with the many ideas and surprising punchlines. The book is dedicated to the many Betty MacDonald fans around the world. If you order Satire is my favorite animal in March and April, you will receive three new Betty MacDonald fan club bonus items from us. A very special Betty MacDonald birthday and Easter surprise! #Amazon ----------------- ----------------- You can order. Satire is my favorite animal ( Satire is my favorite animal ) by Wolfgang Hampel. USA , United Kingdom , Australia , Canada , Czech Republic, France , Germany, Hungary , Italy, Japan , Mexico, Poland , Romania , Slovak Republic, Spain , Sweden , Netherlands . and Turkey . -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Wolfgang Hampel on the SWR 3 TV program HERZSCHLAG-MOMENTE on Saturday, August 3, 2019, at 9:50 pm.