UWolfgang Hampel, umbhali wencwadi ethi 'Satire sesona silwanyana ndisithandayo', ngokutsho kwabafundi abaninzi kwihlabathi jikelele enye yezona ncwadi zihlekisayo ngalo lonke ixesha, usixelela ngokufunda kwakhe kwigumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ

UWolfgang Hampel, umbhali wencwadi ethi 'Satire sesona silwanyana ndisithandayo', ngokutsho kwabafundi abaninzi kwihlabathi jikelele enye yezona ncwadi zihlekisayo ngalo lonke ixesha, usixelela ngokufunda kwakhe kwigumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ. Ufundo lwegumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ yayisisipho esimangalisayo seKrisimesi kuWolfgang Hampel, umbhali wencwadi ethi 'Satire sesona silwanyana ndisithandayo'---------------------------- --------------------- Ilungelo lokushicilela lika-2023 nguWolfgang Hampel--------------- Onke Amalungelo Agciniwe---------------------- Yonke into yahamba kakuhle kakhulu - umququzeleli linenekazi elidala, elihle kakhulu, elisisityebi elinezindlu ezininzi zokurenta. Undwendwe lwandihlebela oku. Uye wandinika kwangoko i-euro ezili-150 zephulo lokufunda igumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ - ngaphandle kokujonga iipali zam zezihlangu ezicocekileyo. Ibiyintlekisa nje, watsho emane encuma emnyango. Kwakukho iindwendwe ezingama-25 apho. Kwaye ngoku kuza into eyothusayo - bekukho iindwendwe ezimbini zaseVita Magica ebezingekabikho ixesha elide ngenxa yokugula, kodwa zahlebela inenekazi elisisityebi ukuba bebesoloko benexesha elimnandi eVita Magica. Kwaye ngoku ibangcono-ufundo lwenzeka kwigumbi lokuhlala elikhulu kakhulu elinefanitshala yakudala kunye neekhaphethi ezishinyeneyo. Indoda endala, ehlonipheke kakhulu idlala ipiyano phakathi kwekhefu lam. Ndacula iingoma ezimbalwa zeKrisimesi kwaye ilizwi lam lalinconywa kakhulu. Ndifunde kakhulu kwincwadi ethi 'Satire is my favourite animal'. Ekuqaleni ndandingafuni ukuhamba nencwadi kuba ndandicinga ukuba akukho mntu uza kuthenga ngexabiso elo, kodwa uAngelika wandicenga ukuba ndihambe neencwadi eziyi-15. Ngendizithengise ngokulula iincwadi ezingama-20. Emva kwemizuzu engama-45 kuye kwakho ikhefu kwaye kwanikelwa iisaladi ezahlukeneyo kunye nechampagne. Inenekazi linabasebenzi. Kwafuneka ndihlikihle amehlo am izihlandlo ezininzi kuba ndandingacingi ukuba ukufundwa kuya kuba njalo, kodwa yonke into yayihamba njengewotshi. Emva koko ndaqhubeka ndifunda ku 'Satire sesona silwanyana ndisithandayo', ndicula iingoma zeKrisimesi, ndisenza imizobo kwaye ndilinganisa abezopolitiko neemvumi. Ndiphinde ndabuzwa ukuba kutheni iRNZ ingazange ithi ndicula xa kufundwa kwaye ndikwazi ukulinganisa iimvumi kakuhle. Naleyo yamkelwa kakuhle kakhulu. Zarah Leander, Alexandra, Doris Day, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Tom Jones, Udo Jürgens, Peter Alexander kwaye ekugqibeleni Joy Fleming. Wonke umntu wayekwimo entle kakhulu - hayi nje ngenxa yechampagne yesiFrentshi - inenekazi alizange lonakale nto kwaye lalinomtsalane kakhulu. Le yindlela onokuthi uphosise ngayo. Bendingaziva kamnandi tu apha endleleni ndisemnyango wangaphambili ndakhe ndacinga okomzuzwana ukuba ndiyibethe nyani na. Kodwa isibini seza emnyango, sandincumela saza sathi: Ngokuqinisekileyo ungumbhali ophumeleleyo esimenywe kuye namhlanje. Ewe bekungekho kubuya ngamva. Kwaye ekugqibeleni kufuneka ndithi: Ndiyabulela kuThixo! Yayilufundo oluhle kakhulu olunabaphulaphuli abahlekisayo nabanoburharha-iphupha elipheleleyo! Ayinakulibaleka. Isipho esimangalisayo seKrisimesi!