UWolfgang Hampel, umbhali wencwadi ethi 'Satire is my favourite animal', ngokusho kwabafundi abaningi emhlabeni wonke enye yezincwadi ezihlekisayo zesikhathi sonke, usitshele ngokufunda kwakhe kwegumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ

UWolfgang Hampel, umbhali wencwadi ethi 'Satire is my favourite animal', ngokusho kwabafundi abaningi emhlabeni wonke enye yezincwadi ezihlekisayo zesikhathi sonke, usitshele ngokufunda kwakhe kwegumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ. Ukufundwa kwegumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ kwakuyisipho esihle sikaKhisimusi sikaWolfgang Hampel, umbhali wencwadi ethi 'Satire is my favorite animal'--------------------------- -------------------- I-Copyright 2023 ka-Wolfgang Hampel--------------- Wonke Amalungelo Agodliwe---------------------- Konke kuhambe kahle kakhulu - umhleli ungowesifazane osekhulile, omuhle kakhulu, ocebile onezindlu ezimbalwa eziqashisayo. Isivakashi sangihlebela lokhu. Uphinde wanginika ngokushesha ama-euro angu-150 omkhankaso wokufunda wegumbi lokuhlala le-RNZ - ngaphandle kokuhlola amasoli ezicathulo zami ahlanzekile. Kwakuyihlaya nje, esho enyobozela emnyango. Kwakukhona izivakashi ezingu-25 lapho. Manje sekufike isimanga - bekunezivakashi ezimbili zaseVita Magica ebezingafiki isikhathi eside ngenxa yokugula, kodwa ebezihlebele le ntokazi ecebile ukuthi bebehlezi benesikhathi esimnandi eVita Magica. Futhi manje kuba ngcono nakakhulu - ukufundwa kwenzeka endlini yokuphumula enkulu kakhulu enefenisha yesikhathi sakudala kanye nokhaphethi abaminyene. Indoda endala, ehlonishwa kakhulu idlala upiyano phakathi kwekhefu lami. Ngacula izingoma ezimbalwa zikaKhisimusi futhi izwi lami lalinconywa kakhulu. Ngifunde okuningi encwadini ethi 'Satire is my favourite animal'. Ekuqaleni ngangingafuni ukuhamba nezincwadi ngoba ngangicabanga ukuthi akekho owayezothenga noma yini ngalelo nani, kodwa u-Angelika wangincenga ukuba ngihambe nezincwadi ezingu-15. Bengingazithengisa kalula izincwadi ezingama-20. Emuva kwemizuzu engaba ngu-45 kube nekhefu kwanikezwa amasaladi ahlukahlukene kanye neshampeni. Intokazi inabasebenzi. Kwadingeka ngicikice amehlo ami izikhathi eziningana ngoba ngangingacabangi ukuthi ukufundwa kuzoba njalo, kodwa yonke into yayihamba njengewashi. Ngemva kwalokho ngaqhubeka nokufunda incwadi ethi 'Satire is my favourite animal', ngicula izingoma zikaKhisimusi, ngenza imidwebo futhi ngilingisa osopolitiki nabahlabeleli. Ngabuzwa kaningi ukuthi kungani iRNZ ingashongo ukuthi ngicula lapho kufundwa nokuthi ngiyakwazi ukulingisa abahlabeleli kahle kakhulu. Nalokho kwamukelwe kahle kakhulu. Zarah Leander, Alexandra, Doris Day, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Tom Jones, Udo Jürgens, Peter Alexander futhi ekugcineni Joy Fleming. Wonke umuntu wayejabule ngempela - hhayi nje ngenxa ye-champagne yesiFulentshi - le ntokazi ayizange yonakale lutho futhi yayithandeka kakhulu. Ngale ndlela ungaba nephutha. Angibanga nawo nhlobo umuzwa omuhle endleleni eya futhi emnyango ongaphambili ngacabanga isikhashana ukuthi kufanele ngiyikhalise ngempela yini insimbi. Kodwa kwabe sekufika umbhangqwana emnyango, wangimoyizela futhi wathi: Impela ungumbhali ophumelelayo esimenywe ukuba simbone namuhla. Yebo kwakungasekho ukubuyela emuva. Futhi ekugcineni kufanele ngithi: Ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu! Bekuwukufunda okuhle okunezithameli ezihlekisayo nezinamahlaya - iphupho eliphelele! Engalibaleki. Isipho sikaKhisimusi esihle!