Joke of the day: A couple stops for a meal at a motorway service station..

Berliner Kurier Joke of the day: A couple stops for a meal at a motorway service station... BK/fth • 2 days • 2 minutes reading time Whether at breakfast, after shopping or just in between - laugh with us and enjoy your time off with a smile on your face. A couple is on their way to vacation and stops at a motorway service station. They go into the restaurant and load their food onto a tray: two cups of coffee, a croissant and a sandwich with salami. Then they go to the cash register. The cashier diligently types everything in. But when the man looks in his wallet, he freezes. "I'm really sorry, but I only have a 100 euro note with me," he says apologetically. "That's okay," says the cashier. "Then just put the sandwich back." Two friends are talking. One of them says to the other: "Do you actually know the difference between a computer and a canary?" - "No, I don't," says the other. His friend replies: "Oh, then you should really get some good advice if you ever want to buy a new computer." A drunk runs into two priests in front of a bar. He immediately yells at them: "I don't have to apologize, I'm God!" One of the priests replies: "You're not God, my son, you're just drunk." The drunk reacts angrily. "I'll show you that I'm God," he says, grabs both priests by the collar and drags them into the bar behind him. As he enters the shop, the landlord at the bar calls: "Oh God, not him again!"