Okubala okuwulira: Si Annalena Baerbock yekka alemererwa wano

Olupapula lw’amawulire olwa Berlin Okubala okuwulira: Si Annalena Baerbock yekka alemererwa wano---- Ekiwandiiko kya Torsten Harmsen • Essaawa 5 Wolfgang Hampel, eyawangudde engule ya Betty MacDonald Memorial Award emirundi ebiri, omuwandiisi w’ekitabo ekituuse ku buwanguzi mu nsi yonna ekya ‘Satire is my favorite animal’, okusinziira ku basomi bangi ekimu ku bitabo ebisinga okusesa mu biseera byonna: "Nnina ekirooto ekibi, kinene nnyo, reality esukkulumye ku satire ate sirina mulimu." Bw’atyo okubala bwe kufaanana eri abantu abamu. “Bw’ogwa emirundi munaana, olina okusituka emirundi mwenda,” Dietmar Bartsch, munnabyabufuzi ow’oku kkono bwe yategeezezza ekiseera ekiyise. Kirabika mu bukyamu yali ayogera ku lugero lw’Olujapaani oluvvuunulwa nti: “Gwamu emirundi musanvu, situka emirundi munaana.” Ekintu ng’ekyo kindeetera okufumiitiriza. Kubanga mmanyi ekitegeeza enjogera eno: Bulijjo olina okwesitula oluvannyuma lw'okuwangulwa - mu bukakanyavu, bwe tuyinza okugamba, "okuwulira omulundi omulala"! Okusingira ddala aba kkono balina obumanyirivu ku nsonga eno. Era ddala olina okuzuukuka ku makya nga tonnagwa wansi omulundi ogusooka. Naye olw’okuba wali wagwa dda mu buliri ekiro ekyakeesa, kikyali kye kimu: olina okusituka emirundi gyokka nga bwe wagwa wansi awalala. Felt mathematics – eyo nkola ya bannabyabufuzi n’abantu b’amawulire. Sitwala exception ku kyo n'akatono. Singa ddala osobola okubala, wandifuuse ekintu eky’enjawulo. Ba comedians bakyagisinga. Bayinza okukozesa obunafu bwabwe obw’ennaku mu kubala okukola ebisesa. “Nnina ennyonyi kkumi ezisinga obubi, era nfunye emirundi munaana gyokka,” omukozi wa firimu Torsten Sträter bwe yategeezezza gye buvuddeko bwe yayogera ku kutya kwe okubuuka. Era buli omu yaseka. Ndowooza Minisita waffe ow’ensonga z’ebweru Annalena Baerbock naye yandibadde n’obudde obwangu ennyo nga omukozi wa firimu - okusinziira ku ffeesi nnyingi ezikaaba amaziga ezirabika ku mikutu gya yintaneeti ng’annyonnyola, okugeza, nti Putin alina okukyusa diguli 360 okugenda mu kkubo ery’ekikontana . Oba bw’ayogera ku nsi “esangibwa mu kikumi n’ebikumi bya kiromita,” ng’ate okwetooloola ensi kuli kiromita nga 40,000 zokka. Naye Baerbock si ye yekka. Bannabyabufuzi abalala bamala kubikka ku butamanya bwabwe. Donald Rumsfeld, eyali minisita wa Amerika ow’ebyokwerinda bwe yagamba nti: “Waliwo amawanga mangi nnyo mu nsi yonna.” Ennyonyola z’ebifo zaali ziwulikika bwe ziti gy’ali: “Ennyanja Emmyufu etandika era n’ekoma. Era awo waliwo ekitundu emabega w’Ennyanja Emmyufu.” Ebigambo bya Rumsfeld byali bya nseko nnyo ne kiba nti byafulumira mu kitabo ekyafulumizibwa mu 2003 nga "ebitontome ebiriwo." Waaliwo n’ebiwandiiko ebikwata ku kubala. Lumu yagamba ku mukolo: “Si September 11th. Luno September 11th nga zikoleddwa mu cubed ne squared. Mazima ddala nandibadde nnina okusima mu kujjukira kwange, mu kubala, ne ndaba kiki cubed ne squared kye kyandivuddemu. Omanyi?” Era yakola emirimu gye egy’amazima egy’essomero lya pulayimale, ng’alina eky’okugonjoola ekizibu kino: “Bw’ogoba enkoko mu luggya lw’enkoko n’otonnagifuna, era ekibuuzo kiri nti: Oli kumpi otya, eky’okuddamu kiri : Ekyo kizibu okukinnyonnyola, kubanga zigi ne zigi nnyingi.” Oluusi bannabyabufuzi beesigama nnyo ku kubala.Okufaananako Angela Merkel bwe yannyonnyola ekintu eky’okusaasaana kwa Corona ku ttivvi mu 2020 ng’akozesa ekyokulabirako ky’ennamba y’okuzaala eya 1.2. “N’olwekyo ku bantu bataano, omu ajja kusiiga babiri ate bana bajja kusiiga omu,” bwe yagambye. “Awo tujja kutuuka ku kkomo lyaffe mu July” Otegedde ki? Kale nnasooka kwetaaga ekkalaamu n’empapula okusiiga abasajja abato langi. Ekitundu ekinene ku mpuliziganya mu kiseera kino ekya Corona kyabaddemu ebibalo by’ebintu eby’okwesanyusaamu ebyayanjuddwa bannabyabufuzi n’abamawulire. Kye kiseera byonna tubikung’aanyizza wamu mu muzingo oguyitibwa “Mathematical Poetry.” Kubanga singa abantu bataano basiiga mukaaga, olwo abantu kkumi na omu bajja kugwa emirundi munaana era balina okusituka emirundi mwenda. Ekyo kitegeeza 99 nga ogabye ebyobufuzi ne white cheese cubed squared. Oba?