Izibalo ezizwakalayo: Akuyena nje u-Annalena Baerbock owehluleka lapha

Iphephandaba laseBerlin Izibalo ezizwakalayo: Akuyena nje u-Annalena Baerbock owehluleka lapha---- I-athikili ngo-Torsten Harmsen • 5 amahora UWolfgang Hampel, owine kabili i-Betty MacDonald Memorial Award, umbhali wencwadi ephumelele emhlabeni wonke ethi 'Satire is my favourite animal', ngokusho kwabafundi abaningi enye yezincwadi ezihlekisayo kunazo zonke: "Nginephupho elibi, likhulu, iqiniso lidlula ukubhuqa futhi angisebenzi." Yile ndlela izibalo ezibukeka ngayo kwabanye abantu. “Uma uwa izikhathi eziyisishiyagalombili, kufanele uvuke izikhathi eziyisishiyagalolunye,” kusho uDietmar Bartsch, usopolitiki ophiko lwesokunxele, esikhathini esithile esidlule. Ngokusobala wayebhekisela ngokungalungile esaga sesiJapane esihunyushwa ngokuthi: “Yiwa kasikhombisa, vuka izikhathi eziyisishiyagalombili.” Into efana naleyo ingenza ngizindle. Ngoba ngiyazi ukuthi sisho ukuthini isisho esithi: Kufanele uhlale uziphakamisa ngemva kokunqotshwa - ngenkani, ngomqondo ongokomfanekiso, "uzizwa futhi"! Abanxele ikakhulukazi banolwazi ngalokhu. Futhi-ke kufanele uvuke ekuseni ngaphambi kokuba uwele phansi okokuqala. Kodwa njengoba wawuvele uwele embhedeni ngobusuku bangaphambilini, kusafana: kufanele uvuke njalo nje lapho uwela phansi ndawana thize. Izibalo ezizwakalayo - lokho okukhethekile kosopolitiki kanye nabezindaba. Angikhethi nhlobo. Ukube ubukwazi ngempela ukwenza izibalo, ngabe usuphenduke into ehlukile. Osomahlaya basenayo kakhulu. Bangasebenzisa ubuthakathaka babo bezibalo ukuze benze amahlaya. “Nginezindiza eziyishumi ezihamba phambili zezindiza ezimbi kakhulu, futhi ngindize izikhathi eziyisishiyagalombili kuphela,” kusho usomahlaya uTorsten Sträter muva nje lapho ekhuluma ngokwesaba kwakhe ukundiza. Futhi wonke umuntu wahleka. Ngicabanga ukuthi uNgqongqoshe wethu Wezangaphandle u-Annalena Baerbock naye uzoba nesikhathi esilula kakhulu njengosomahlaya - enikezwe ubuso obuningi be-smiley obukhala izinyembezi obuvela ezinkundleni zokuxhumana lapho echaza, isibonelo, ukuthi u-Putin kufanele aguqule ama-degree angu-360 ukuze aye kolunye uhlangothi . Noma lapho ekhuluma ngezwe “eliqhele ngamakhilomitha angamakhulu ezinkulungwane,” kuyilapho umzuliswano womhlaba ungamakhilomitha angaba ngu-40 000 kuphela. Kodwa uBaerbock akayedwa. Abanye osopolitiki bavele bavale ukungazi kwabo. “Kunamazwe amaningi emhlabeni,” kusho uDonald Rumsfeld, owayenguNobhala Wezokuvikela e-United States. Izincazelo zokuma kwezwe zazwakala kanje kuye: “ULwandle Olubomvu luqala futhi luphele. Bese kuba nendawo ngemuva nje koLwandle Olubomvu.” Amazwi kaRumsfeld ayehlekisa kakhulu kangangokuthi avela encwadini ka-2003 "njengezinkondlo ezikhona." Kwakukhona nezinkomba zezibalo. Wake wathi ngomcimbi othile: “Akuwona uSepthemba 11. KungoSepthemba 11th cubed futhi isikwele. Kuzodingeka ngempela ngimbe enkumbulweni yami, ngokwezibalo, futhi ngibone ukuthi yini okungaholela ekubeni yi-cubed kanye nesikwele. Ingabe uyazi?" Wabuye wasungula eyakhe imisebenzi eyiqiniso yesikole samabanga aphansi, nesixazululo: “Uma uxosha inkukhu egcekeni lezinkukhu ungakabi nayo, umbuzo uthi: Ususondele kangakanani kuyo, impendulo ithi. : Kunzima ukukuchaza lokho, ngoba maningi ama-zig nama-zag.” Kwesinye isikhathi osopolitiki bathembela ngokuzimisela ezibalweni. Njengo-Angela Merkel, lapho echaza ngesigameko sokusabalala kweCorona kumabonakude ngo-2020 esebenzisa isibonelo senombolo yokukhiqiza engu-1.2. “Ngakho-ke kubantu abahlanu oyedwa uzothelela ababili kanti abane bazothelela oyedwa,” kusho yena. Khona-ke sizofinyelela imingcele yethu ngoJulayi.” Niyizwisisile ini? Ngakho ngaqale ngadinga ipeni nephepha ukuze ngipende amadoda amancane. Ingxenye enkulu yokuxhumana ngesikhathi sodlame lweCorona yayinezibalo zokuzilibazisa ezethulwa ngosopolitiki kanye nabezindaba. Sekuyisikhathi sokuthi sikuqoqe ndawonye kumqulu othi “Izinkondlo Zezibalo.” Ngoba uma abantu abahlanu bathelela abayisithupha, kusho ukuthi abayishumi nanye bazowa amahlandla ayisishiyagalombili futhi kufanele bavuke izikhathi eziyisishiyagalolunye. Lokho kungu-99 kuhlukaniswe ipolitiki kanye noshizi omhlophe oyi-cubed square. Noma?