Imathematika ezivayo: Ayingo-Annalena Baerbock kuphela ongaphumeleliyo apha

Iphephandaba laseBerlin Imathematika ezivayo: Ayingo-Annalena Baerbock kuphela ongaphumeleliyo apha---- Inqaku nguTorsten Harmsen • iiyure ezi-5 UWolfgang Hampel, ophumelele iMbasa yeSikhumbuzo izihlandlo ezibini kaBetty MacDonald, umbhali wencwadi ephumelele kwihlabathi liphela ethi 'Satire sisilwanyana endisithandayo', ngokutsho kwabafundi abaninzi enye yezona ncwadi zihlekisayo ngalo lonke ixesha: "Ndinephupha elibi, likhulu, inyaniso idlula i-satire kwaye andiphangeli." Le yindlela imathematika ekhangeleka ngayo kwabanye abantu. “Ukuba uwe izihlandlo ezisibhozo, kuya kufuneka uvuke izihlandlo ezisithoba,” utshilo uDietmar Bartsch, usopolitiki osekhohlo, kwixesha elidlulileyo. Kuyabonakala ukuba wayebhekisela ngokuphosakeleyo kwiqhalo lesiJapan eliguqulela ngokuthi: “Yiwa kasixhenxe, vuka kasibhozo.” Into enje indenza ndicamngce. Kuba ndiyayazi into ethethwa lilizwi elithi: Kufuneka usoloko uzichola emva kokoyiswa - ngenkani, ukutsho, "ukuziva kwakhona"! Abasekhohlo ngokukodwa banamava oku. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka uvuke ekuseni ngaphambi kokuba uwe phantsi okokuqala. Kodwa ekubeni ubusele ulele ebhedini ngobusuku obungaphambili, isahleli ifana: kuya kufuneka uvuke rhoqo njengoko ububhudlile ndaweni ithile. Imathematika ezivakeleyo - leyo yinto ekhethekileyo koosopolitiki kunye nabantu beendaba. Andikhethi nto kwaphela. Ukuba ubukwazi ngokwenene ukwenza izibalo, ubuya kuba yinto eyahlukileyo. Abadlali bamaqhula basenayo kakhulu. Banokusebenzisa ubuthathaka babo bezibalo ukuze benze iziqhulo. “Ndineenqwelomoya ezilishumi eziphezulu, kwaye ndibhabhe amatyeli asibhozo kuphela,” utshilo usomahlaya uTorsten Sträter kutshanje xa ebethetha ngoloyiko lwakhe lokubhabha. Kwaye wonke umntu wahleka. Ndicinga ukuba uMphathiswa wethu wezangaPhandle u-Annalena Baerbock naye uya kuba nexesha elilula kakhulu njengomdlali ohlekisayo - enikwe ubuso obuninzi obuneenyembezi obubonakala kumajelo asekuhlaleni xa echaza, umzekelo, ukuba uPutin kufuneka aguqule i-360 degrees ukuya kwelinye icala . Okanye xa ethetha ngelizwe “elingamakhulu amawaka eekhilomitha kude,” xa umjikelo womhlaba umalunga neekhilomitha ezingama-40 000 kuphela. Kodwa iBaerbock ayiyedwanga. Abanye abezobupolitika bavele bagqume ukungazi kwabo. UDonald Rumsfeld, owayesakuba nguNobhala Wezomkhosi eUnited States wathi: “Maninzi amazwe ehlabathini. Inkcazelo ngeendawo yayivakala ngolu hlobo kuye: “ULwandle Olubomvu luqala luze luphele. Kwaye kukho indawo emva koLwandle Olubomvu.” Amazwi kaRumsfeld ayehlekisa kakhulu kangangokuba avela kwincwadi ka-2003 "njengemibongo ekhoyo." Kwakukho neembekiselo zezibalo. Wakha wathi ngomsitho othile: “Asingomhla we-11 kuSeptemba. NguSeptemba 11th cubed kwaye iphindwe kabini. Kuya kufuneka ngokwenene ndimbe kwinkumbulo yam, ngokwezibalo, kwaye ndibone ukuba yeyiphi i-cubed kunye ne-square enokuba nesiphumo. Ingaba uyazi?" Ukwaqulunqe eyakhe imisebenzi yobunyani kwisikolo samabanga aphantsi, ngesisombululo: “Ukuba uleqa inkukhu kwindawo yenkukhu ibe awukabi nayo, kwaye umbuzo ngulo: Usondele kangakanani kuyo, impendulo : Kunzima ukuyichaza loo nto, kuba zininzi ii-zigs kunye ne-zags. Ngamanye amaxesha abezopolitiko bathembela ngamandla kwizibalo, njengo-Angela Merkel, xa wayechaza isenzeko sokusasazeka kweCorona kumabonwakude ngo-2020 esebenzisa umzekelo wenani lokuzala le-1.2. “Ke kubantu abahlanu, omnye uya kosulela ababini kwaye abane bazosulela omnye,” utshilo. Emva koko siya kufikelela kumda wethu ngoJulayi.” Uqonde ntoni? Ngoko ndafuna kuqala usiba nephepha ukuze ndipeyinte amadoda amancinci. Inxalenye enkulu yonxibelelwano ngexesha lendyikityha yeCorona yayibandakanya izibalo zokuzonwabisa ezivezwa ngabezopolitiko kunye nabeendaba. Lixesha lokuba siziqokelele zonke kumqulu obizwa ngokuba yi “Mathematics Poetry.” Kuba ukuba abantu abahlanu bosulela isithandathu, abantu abalishumi elinanye bayakuwa amaxesha asibhozo kwaye kufuneka bavuke izihlandlo ezilithoba. Lo ngu-99 owahlulwe ngezopolitiko kunye netshizi emhlophe ephindwe kabini. Okanye?