same colour, isn't it.........................
Betty MacDonald fan club fans,
Betty MacDonald fan club honor member Mr. Tigerli will be back soon.
We can't wait to meet our beloved darling again.
Which one is your favourite Mr. Tigerli story?
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Deadline: November 30, 2017
We are ' celebrating ' a very special anniversary.
I ask myself what would beloved Betty MacDonald say in this situation:
Maybe something like this:
Donald, dear by the way you should be very careful if you meet some elephants in the future.
You won't believe it, but they are very strong, their grey cells are working excellent and something might happen...........................
I adore this very witty story about Betty MacDonald and her reactions.
A nightmare came true and it goes on and on.
We need Mr. Tigerli very much to change our November Blues feelings.
Have a very nice Sunday
Brigitte
Mr. Tigerli in China
Copyright 2016/2017 by Letizia Mancino
translation by Mary Holmes
All rights reserved
Yes Betty, either or it seems he wanted to fly only with
Singapore Airways.
Boeing or Airbus, it’s just the same
isn’t it? Aren’t they both just fat birds with 500 passengers?
Yes, but Singapore Airlines has the
most beautiful airhostesses: delicate, fine, graceful… Mr. Tigerli had looked forward to the flight
so much!
So the little man was disappointed?
You just can’t imagine how disappointed
he was.
But thank God one of the hostesses was a
pretty Chinese girl. Mr. Tigerli purred loudly but she didn’t hear him because
the purring of the Airbus 380 was even louder.
The poor cat!
You’ve said it Betty. Mr. Tigerli was
in a very bad mood and asked me for a loud speaker.
I’m sure you can get one in 1st
Class.
“”Russian Girl” had even heard you over
the roar of the Niagara Falls” I said to Mr. Tigerli. “You are a very
unfaithful cat. You wanted to get to know Asiatic girls. That’s how it is when
one leaves one’s first love”.
And what did he say to that?
“Men are hunters” was his answer.
Yes, my dear cat, a mouse hunter. And
what else did he say?
Not another word. He behaved as if he
hadn’t heard me.
The Airbus is very loud.
I told him shortly “Don’t trouble
yourself about “Chinese Girl”. There will be enough even prettier girls in
China. Wait till we land in Guilin”.
Did he understand you?
Naturally Mr. Tigerli understood me
immediately. Yes, sweetheart, don’t worry. They will find you something sweet
to eat.
And he?
He was so happy.
No problem going through the immigration
control?
Naturally! Lots of problems. How could I explain to
customs that the cat had come as a tourist to China to buy shoes?
Fur in exchange for shoes…
Don’t be so cynical Betty!
Cat meat in exchange for shoes?
He came through the pass control with
no trouble!
Is this Mr. Tigerli?